it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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