How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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