I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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