I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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