Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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