I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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