i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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