I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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