Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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