All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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