WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night