Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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