id be glad to
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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