this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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