I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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