we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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