Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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