im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
