I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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