Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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