I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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