i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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