im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have fence marks all over my body
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
