Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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