So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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