sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?