I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
this boner is exhausting
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground