Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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