Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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