I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
how does that bad decision feel?
I had to cum in my sink.
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