I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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