we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
When are your genitals available?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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