i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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