That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize