What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm sobbing to NWA
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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