I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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