Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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