it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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