the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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