no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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