This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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