need another drink. this is the easiest way
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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