I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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