According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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