If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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