He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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