try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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