Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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