you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize