he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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