He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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