Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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