I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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