Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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